How to Develop Film with Orange

What You Need:
Orange Juice
Battery Acid (diluted)
Ammonia
Tongs or gloves
Drug smugglers who have left incriminating film behind
What You Do:
1. Find your neighborhood dark room (or turn off the
lights in your closet, genius).
2. Soak the film in orange juice for about ten
minutes.
3. Put the film out of the orange juice.
4. Rinse film with ammonia.
5. Post any pictures with naked women on the
Internet.
Why It Works
The film in your camera records the visible light
reflected from the objects in the camera’s field of
view. Chemicals are then used to extract that image,
either by you in a darkroom or by the pimply 18-yearold
teenager at the Photomat.